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rho_el
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Post subject: Wong Jawa  Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:55 pm |
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Wong jawa ki asline paling tliti lan ora percoyoan ngungkuli wong manca, coba disetitekke :
- Ngerti yen ban pit / motor-e gembes meksa isih dipijet “eee …. gembes”
- Ngerti yen ndumuk telek isih diambu “eeeee …. nyekel telek ta”
- Ngerti yen lawange wis dikunci isih disurung
Wong jawa paling sabar :
- wis ngerti yen tiba isih ngudarasa “tujune mung tiba”
- ngerti yen kemalingan isih bisa ngudarasa “tujune mung tivi sing digawa”
- ngerti yen nemahi kecelakaan isih bisa ngudarasa “untung mung tangane sing remuk dudu sirahe”
- ngerti yen tiwas “ untung mati thek sek, kepiye yen ora wong kepidak ban semono gedhene”
artinya:
Orang jawa itu sebenarnya paling teliti dan tidak mudah percaya melebihi orang manca, silahkan diperhatikan:
- Udah ngerti klo ban motornya kempes atau bocor masih ngotot dipijit "eeee....kempes"
- Udah ngerti klo kena tinja masih juga diendus "eee....pegang tinja ta"
- Udah ngerti klo pintunya udah dikunci masih ngotot aja didorong pengen dibuka
Orang jawa itu paling sabar :
- Udah ngerti klo lagi jatuh masih sempat bilang "untungnya cuman jatuh"
- Ngerti klo lagi kemaligan masih sempat bilang "untungnya suman tivi yang dibawa"
- Ngerti klo ada yang lagi kecelakaan masih bisa ngomong "untungnya cuman tangannya yang hancur, bukan kepalanya"
- Ngerti klo meninggal "untung udah mati sekaligus, bagaimana tidak lha udah kelindas ban segitu gedhenya"
Last edited by rho_el on Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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uzumaki
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:49 pm |
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roel.....
pye kabare...
aku kangen kie.....
teman homoku akhirnya keluar juga....
haaa......3x
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rho_el
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:07 pm |
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gathel kowe le......
sory baru muncul, coz mari topo broto noto jiwo.
piye saiki kowe?
1) seh te2p [sensor]
2) tambah ndadi hombrenge
3) wes tobat maleh seneng wedok'an
4) seneng mbabon
seng bener endi?
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kyra.curapix
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:56 pm |
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ada terjemahan bahasa indonesianya g?
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taf_waroka
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:22 pm |
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kyra.curapix wrote: ada terjemahan bahasa indonesianya g?
[font=Century Gothic]ada, tapi masih rahasia....[/font]
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uzumaki
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:29 pm |
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kyra.curapix wrote: ada terjemahan bahasa indonesianya g?
bukan untuk anak2.....
blom cukup umur
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uzumaki
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:34 pm |
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rho_el wrote: gathel kowe le......
sory baru muncul, coz mari topo broto noto jiwo.
piye saiki kowe?
1) seh te2p [sensor]
2) tambah ndadi hombrenge
3) wes tobat maleh seneng wedok'an
4) seneng mbabon
seng bener endi?
druullllll.......
aku kangen kie.....
lama gak jumpa.....
kapan kita jumpa ya???
mboh sing endhi....
aku bingung kie milihe....
tapi aku wis seneng bolongan anget...
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priashada
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:52 pm |
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wakakakakaka... yang belakang to yok.......
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rho_el
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:15 pm |
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uzumaki wrote:
bolongan knalpot ugo anget, opo maneh yen motore mari dienggo jalan jauh mesti mlocote
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becak_gila
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:30 pm |
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waH pUNYa pRIyO bOLOngAN kUncI cUkuP lUNGGAr pALING,...
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uzumaki
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:57 pm |
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rho_el wrote: uzumaki wrote: bolongan knalpot ugo anget, opo maneh yen motore mari dienggo jalan jauh mesti mlocote cocok le kanggo gonanmu sing mok cilik ben tambah gede polllll..............
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uzumaki
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:58 pm |
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becak_gila wrote: waH pUNYa pRIyO bOLOngAN kUncI cUkuP lUNGGAr pALING,...
gede2an ta......
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becak_gila
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:17 pm |
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uzumaki wrote: becak_gila wrote: waH pUNYa pRIyO bOLOngAN kUncI cUkuP lUNGGAr pALING,... gede2an ta...... WaH, BLeh JUga Lah,..
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Post subject: Re: Wong Jawa Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:57 am |
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GEDE2AN KOQ GEDE2AN BOLONGAN PANTAD..PAYAH KALIAN SEMUAH!!
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